Assassination of a High School President
- Time:1h 33min
- Genre:Comedy, Crime, Mystery
- Director:Brett Simon
- Stars:Mischa Barton, Reece Thompson, Bruce Willis, Michael Rapaport, Kathryn Morris, Melonie Diaz, Josh Pais, Luke Grimes, Patrick Taylor, Aaron Himelstein .....
High School. Four of the most important years of your life. But it isnt always dances and keg parties and sucking face in your parents mini-van. Sometimes its ugly and hard and complicated. As complicated as a conspiracy to overthrow the president. Theres something rotten at St. Donovans High and sophomore newspaper reporter Bobby Funke is on it like pink rubber bands on your little sisters braces. When senior hottie Francesca Facchini solicits Funkes help tracking down a set of stolen SATs, Funke uncovers a story dirtier than the lunch ladys mustache. After he fingers the school president (figuratively) for the crime, Funke becomes one of the most popular kids at St. Donovans High. No longer known simply as the freshman who was once tied to a giant snowman penis, Funke wins the respect of everyone from the Desert-Storm-hero-turned-educator Principal Kirkpatrick to the kid that farts on him in Spanish class. When Francesca takes Funke to homecoming, even the in-school ...