- Time:1h 31min
- Director:William Heins,Strathford Hamilton
- Stars:Paris Hilton, Paula GarcÃ©s, Sarah Carter, Simon Rex, Geoffrey Arend, Alexis Thorpe, Bianca Lawson, Noureen DeWulf, Kerri Kenney, Amanda Aday .....
At popular South Beach University (Miami), filthy rich super-snob Victoria English is the absolute queen of leading Greek student club, Sigma Sigma. In order to achieve her crowning ambition, winning FHM Magazines annual best sorority, she must recruit atypical Sigmies to fulfill the diversity criteria. Ambitious sycophant pledge Kristen Haas helps her attract losers (too poor, ugly, unfashionable), who are cruelly put through excruciating hazing, without intent to actually enroll them. Gloria, the brightest and most assertive pledge, wins the heart of Derek baby Dick, Victorias ideal, yet constantly abused boyfriend, whose bitch-addiction is cured by this alternative lover. Together they lead the revolt of the not-even-nerds.