- Time:1h 22min
- Director:Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
- Stars:Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Diedrich Bader .....
Frank Crane, sheriff of Washingtons Spork town, welcomes back his daughter Becca. However obvious the signs, she takes forever to recognize its Halloween-like decoration hardly masks the omnipresence of bizarrely clumsy vampires and werewolves, even in the case of her devoted youth friend Jacob White, whose canine traits extend from a tail to the irresistible urge to chase cats. She falls in love with sickly pale Edward Sullen, member of the depressed, bloodthirsty adopted family of Dr. Carlton.